Things Heard Around the Keltner House This Week

• Asher please don't rub that banana on the window.
• We can spit outside or in the bathtub but not in here.
• Socks are not for eating they go on your feet.
• You look at earrings and say oooh how pretty, you don't lick them.
• Get your hand out of the potty.
• Are you sure you don't want me to heat up those frozen peas?
  
• Let's not use the mop handle to turn the light switch on and off.
  
• Oh! don't "crash" around the tv!
• We can't "Boom" those plates together.
• Milo (our dog) can lick you...but you can't lick Milo.
• Mommy wears necklaces to look nice they don't have a taste or smell.
  

Having a busy toddler makes you say some of the strangest things! If you can't tell Asher is really into licking and sniffing things. He has not really gotten the concept of decoration. And yes, I did say frozen peas....Asher loves to eat frozen peas...I don't know why but the kid will eat a whole bowl.